- Separated mother of two human children
- Worked retail her whole life and hasn’t snapped yet…
- 1 million percent dog lover (cats are ass!)
- Old chick with a young mind and attitude often mistaken for a 12 year old behaviorally
- Boomer babe and token widow of the group
- Humour genres self-deprecating, dark, random thoughts, ADD, improvisational, stand-up
- Unsubstantiated roots traced back to cave-woman feminism
- Has a family, but they’re in witness protection
- Addicted to carbs & support groups
- Won’t step near a tub drain.
- Great at Parallel Parking
- Believes children AREN’T the future… they should stay in the past.
- Unapologetic lesbian, prone to fits of rage and randiness
- Partnered for life, with no chance of parole
- Checkered, experimental past…often wakes up surprised to still be alive
- Lovable pessimist with a dash of nihilism